Well, Troutmouth was more or less tricked into our first live show at a Halloween party of a friend’s, and I have to say my first experience performing for a crowd was an unprecedented failure. Let’s go over the events of that fateful night: The guy that was throwing the party rented a hall, actually [...]

There’s a reason I haven’t mentioned I’m in a band, and that’s because it’s lame to go around announcing that. Hell, who isn’t in a band? However, I’m so excited about our new jamming location, ranting about how cool the second story of my dad’s fort is wouldn’t make any sense without letting you in [...]

I uploaded this several days ago, but forgot to post it. Following is a ~6 minute video of me and my friend Tim matching lemon juice shots. Basically, my dad brought home 3 liters of lemon juice, so we broke out the shot glasses. Though we could have tightened it up a LOT and made [...]

So I’m nearly halfway through my second week of training at my new boring data entry job. When I first started, I was a little intimidated because rumors were flying around that training was brutal, but if you can make it through the 3-week course, you’re set. The training classes also have a huge dropout [...]

Chuck and Tim were over tonight to watch White Noise. Awful movie by the way. Anyway, after Chuck left, Tim and I were pretty bored and decided to search around for some EVP recordings ourselves. I’ve heard EVP “specialists” on Coast to Coast AM several times in the past, but never put much stock in [...]