Archive for 2006

The Great Ghost Photo Caper

Tim and I have recently become obsessed with this horrible docu-drama on the Discovery channel called A Haunting. However, that is a post-in-progress; it was merely the inspiration for this post.
After subjecting ourselves to several episodes of A Haunting just a couple nights ago, we were browsing articles on several of the “mediums” and “psychics” [...]

December 31, 2006 • Posted in: All, Photography • 3 Comments

Prospective Boss Fails Hiring Interview

I received an email a couple days ago from a local computer place at which I had dropped off a resume…I dunno, 6 months ago or so. He said he was looking to hire a new tech and would like me to come in for an interview. This put me in an interesting position because [...]

R.I.P. Shoutbox

What’d that take, a week? Fucking spam. I’ll wait until I can track down a Shoutbox that applies the same rules to messages that the blog does to comments (spam filtering).

December 24, 2006 • Posted in: All, Blog Entries • No Comments

Probably the Best Music Video I’ve Ever Seen

Cameron sent me this. It’s, for lack of a better word, MEGA ULTRA WOW.

1000% YES!

December 24, 2006 • Posted in: All, Music • 7 Comments

Blogging from my Wii

Since I’ve been schlepping my Wii around to various friends’ and family members’ houses for the past week or so, it hasn’t been online for a while. Was surprised then to hook it up today to messages from Nintendo announcing the launch of the forecast channel and the internet channel beta.
The forecast channel is very [...]

December 22, 2006 • Posted in: All, Video Games • 2 Comments

Jesus Saves

This is retarded, but I have access to a ton of hilarious clipart at work. It allows me to create masterpieces like this.

Insane Woman Calls Back

The latest answering machine message in what I hope will be many, many more.
[Audio clip: view full post to listen]

December 18, 2006 • Posted in: All, Randomness • 3 Comments

Court, New Job

I can certainly see why some clever guy in broadcasting decided it would be very entertaining/profitable to make TV shows out of small claims court cases. I went into court today expecting it to be EXTREMELY boring, but was actually having trouble keeping myself from laughing during a nearly 2-hour, live action, white trash soap [...]

December 16, 2006 • Posted in: All, Blog Entries • No Comments

International Conference to Review the Spherical Vision of the Globe

“Welcome, fellow flat-earther!”
“Thanks, it’s great to be here.”
“…”
“…”
“Just the two of us, eh?”
“…”
“…”
“Lunch?”
“Lunch.”

International Conference to Review the Global Vision of the Holocaust

“Do you think the holocaust happened?”
“Nope.”
“Me either!”
“Well then it is settled: Nobody here thinks the holocaust happened.”
“Meeting adjourned. Excellent work, men.”
*Much hand-shaking*