Tim and I have recently become obsessed with this horrible docu-drama on the Discovery channel called A Haunting. However, that is a post-in-progress; it was merely the inspiration for this post. After subjecting ourselves to several episodes of A Haunting just a couple nights ago, we were browsing articles on several of the “mediums” and [...]

Was at Walmart today picking up ingredients to make p’sghetti and decided to check out their display of cheap energy drinks (Side note: Avoid “Rip It” at all costs). Well it just so happens they carry the mother of all energy drinks: Steven Seagal’s Lightning Bolt!!! I burst out in laughter as soon as I [...]

Facial hair is a curse. I absolutely cannot stand it, but am also extremely lazy, and I am not satisfied with current shaving technology. I put off shaving for about a week at a time, then bite the bullet and curse and swear while I scrape my stubble off. Lately I have skipped shaving altogether, [...]

Last night I had a dream that Prince died in a car wreck. The dream was so real, I actually Googled it this morning to see if he was actually killed in a car accident. I feel really, really dumb.

Received Sunday morning at nearly 4:30am. The best part is I still have no idea what this call was about. [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Oh, and everybody loves rollercoasters, but c’mon…seriously.

Shower beer was a pretty excellent discovery, but I have a new one that COULD top it. Next time you find yourself in possession of a Snickers bar and a Red Stripe, do yourself a favor and enjoy both of them simultaneously. I don’t even like candy, and it was like my taste buds were [...]

So Troutmouth has been able to organize a whopping one practice since our show over two months ago, purely due to disagreeing work schedules. Sure, playing bass by myself is fun, but I’ve been jonesin to get back to playing with a band. I jumped at the chance, then, when another bizarre local band posted [...]

I picked myself up a six pack of Newcastle Brown Ale this evening after my shift, but didn’t really have any plans for enjoying it. It’s Sunday night and there just isn’t much to do. Still, it’s always nice to have some “just in case” beer sitting around. Well, I had been at my computer [...]

Well, the Central Wyoming Fair and Fucking Rodeo is in full swing, and I couldn’t be more excited. I briefly kicked around the idea of quietly protesting the rodeo, not really because I feel very strongly about cattle rights, but because I believe very passionately that all cowboys are fucking morons and their “sports” are [...]

Craving a change of pace from my regular micro-brew purchase after work today, I turned to our wine selection. I don’t know anything about wine, except that I have never enjoyed drinking it. Something in the back of my head told me that I was older and wiser now, and that that would somehow allow [...]