Archive for July, 2006
Oops, My Bad
Nix that last entry. Apparently somebody else beat me to the punch at creating my own psychological profile in pie chart format. Somebody that knows me really well. Second, possibly third-hand. Across the country. The REAL results should read as follows:
Long story short, broke the heart of a very, very sweet girl who, unbeknownst to [...]
What’s Going On In My Head
Using an experimental new technology developed by myself, along with a complex algorithm I modified to suit my purposes, I have succeeded in creating a process through which I can pinpoint what is stored in my brain, as well as the general amount of “processing” required to retain this information. This combination of “memory” and [...]
Sorry
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Rolling Rock, Why Are You Doing This to Me?
Ten more days.
Ten more days until Anheuser-Busch halts operations in Latrobe, PA, where one of my favorite beers has been brewed for almost 70 years. No, Rolling Rock isn’t going away, Anheuser-Busch purchased the Rolling Rock brand, is closing the brewery (yes, and laying off the existing work force), and moving production to their own [...]
Was it a Dream?
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30 Seconds to Mars – Was it a Dream?
Your defenses were on high
Your walls built deep inside
Yeah I’m a selfish bastard
But at least I’m not alone
My intentions never change
What I wanted stays the same
And I know what I should do
it’s time to set myself on fire
Was it a dream?
Was [...]
Nordic Thunder’s 3.5 Seconds of Fame
Was busy at work when I received a phone call from none other than Nordic Thunder himself:
“Bill! I just got two voice mails from friends of mine that said I was the “Moment of Zen” on the Daily Show tonight. I missed the episode AND the rerun, so I haven’t seen the clip. Look for [...]
Crashed By Bees!!!
I picked myself up a six pack of Newcastle Brown Ale this evening after my shift, but didn’t really have any plans for enjoying it. It’s Sunday night and there just isn’t much to do. Still, it’s always nice to have some “just in case” beer sitting around. Well, I had been at my computer [...]
Yeeeeehawwwwww
Well, the Central Wyoming Fair and Fucking Rodeo is in full swing, and I couldn’t be more excited. I briefly kicked around the idea of quietly protesting the rodeo, not really because I feel very strongly about cattle rights, but because I believe very passionately that all cowboys are fucking morons and their “sports” are [...]
Wine Sucks
Craving a change of pace from my regular micro-brew purchase after work today, I turned to our wine selection. I don’t know anything about wine, except that I have never enjoyed drinking it. Something in the back of my head told me that I was older and wiser now, and that that would somehow allow [...]
Customizing My New Phone
Ringtones are just about the biggest racket out there. I think it’s funny when people complain about the cost of CDs or legal music downloads, and see no problem spending $2-$3 on a 15 second clip of their favorite song for their phone. Well I don’t believe in paying for anything I don’t have to, [...]
