Beardello of Blood

by zhx

Facial hair is a curse. I absolutely cannot stand it, but am also extremely lazy, and I am not satisfied with current shaving technology. I put off shaving for about a week at a time, then bite the bullet and curse and swear while I scrape my stubble off. Lately I have skipped shaving altogether, opting to merely trim very close with an electric shaver, creating the illusion that I have a 5 o’clock shadow 7 days a week. For whatever reason, my friends are always hassling me to grow a beard out, but I paid no heed til Amanda expressed interest in seeing what I would look like with a full beard. I quit shaving altogether about 2 weeks ago. I already look like a total creep, but hopefully the finished product won’t look all that awful.

Here’s a concept sketch: