The Debate: (7:31:18 PM) Bill: i was going to the bar the other day (7:31:22 PM) Bill: errr the arcade (7:31:26 PM) Bill: well, the arcades a bar (7:31:36 PM) Bill: anyway this group of like 20 people piled onto the train and started singing goddamn christmas carols (7:31:53 PM) Christ: haha (7:31:55 PM) Bill: [...]
You may remember that Suicide mixing and terminology was recently a topic of heated debate here. Late last night I received the following image in a text message that read simply “Suicide!” A few short minutes later, the Justins called me and I was able to record part of the conversation, despite the fact that [...]
My first and last advice column. (7:08:58 PM) Socheata: Oh, another question, if you’re allergic to alcohol, what drink do you order? (7:09:00 PM) Socheata: (7:09:04 PM) Bill: haha (7:09:07 PM) Socheata: Cranberry juice? (7:09:17 PM) Bill: i guess (7:09:22 PM) Bill: youre allergic to alcohol? (7:09:27 PM) Socheata: Yeah. (7:09:34 PM) Bill: or does [...]
Saturn A Go-Go was a quick film project a couple friends and I did shortly after graduating high school. The idea was to film a “bad” movie in the style of Ed Wood, using single takes, shoddy camera-work, awkward cuts, the worst acting/dialog we could muster and by making the script up as we went. [...]
Interesting article from Wired here about a push to get presidential candidates to explain what role science will play in their potential administrations. The Republican candidates have better things to worry about, though. Since real news is a little dry, I’ve summed up the point here: Republican Candidates Duke it Out Over the Important Issues [...]
So here’s a brilliant idea I half created/half ripped-off earlier today: There’s a ton of 2 girls 1 cup reaction videos floating around online in the past month or so (or whenever 2 girls 1 cup broke onto the scene), as watching peoples’ reactions to one of the internet’s most outrageous videos is just as [...]
Despite its low-contrast display and appetite for expensive watch batteries, when the Dreamcast was in, I was really into the VMU. I nearly always had it with me, and along with Pokémon Blue, VMU classics Zombie Fishing and Punches and Love got me through my senior year classes. At some point, somebody wrote a sloppy [...]
Keep it Above the Belt, Salvation Army Approaching the entrance to Safeway today I noticed that the Salvation Army, in a brash attempt at boosting revenue through the “sympathy donation”, took the liberty of planting a bell-ringer in a fucking wheelchair in front of the store. I acted really interested in some colorful signage around [...]
Two separate ideas — a man approaching a woman at a restaurant and running into a waitress, and the absurdity of the phrase “died of natural causes” — which I tried to connect by beginning with the first idea and writing, stream of consciousness, until I arrived at the second idea. I know, normally a [...]