More Bad Ideas from the “Extreme Sport” Camp

by zhx

Saw an ad for this monstrosity on some random skate site.

Features:
• Combines the worst aspects of skateboarding and scooters into one…thing!
• Look as dumb as a snakeboarder AND a scooter rider…COMBINED!
• You can do THIS!
• Comes in a variety of styles! Yellow deck with black wheels or black wheels with yellow deck, you decide!
• Tired of “tricks”? Fuzion’s design makes them nearly impossible! Well, unless you consider this a trick.
• Try THIS on a skateboard! Yeah right!

Okay, I’m done.