More Bad Ideas from the “Extreme Sport” Camp
Saw an ad for this monstrosity on some random skate site.
Features:
• Combines the worst aspects of skateboarding and scooters into one…thing!
• Look as dumb as a snakeboarder AND a scooter rider…COMBINED!
• You can do THIS!
• Comes in a variety of styles! Yellow deck with black wheels or black wheels with yellow deck, you decide!
• Tired of “tricks”? Fuzion’s design makes them nearly impossible! Well, unless you consider this a trick.
• Try THIS on a skateboard! Yeah right!
Okay, I’m done.
5 Responses to “More Bad Ideas from the “Extreme Sport” Camp”
Hahahaha
It’s called the “old captain” and it took me all day to stick one that perfectly, so fuck off Bill.
Everybody knows it’s nearly impossible to pull off an old captain with that small of kneepads, Chris! If you had bought the ones I told you to you would have stuck that three tries, tops.
I pulled an old captain to fakie, No Guff Chet!
I don’t believe it til I see the footy.
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