You probably don’t need me to tell you, but Potpourri Windex tastes awful. I wouldn’t consider myself an authority on the subject, but I have sufficient first-hand experience to feel confident that if you tried Potpourri Windex yourself, you would agree with me. Monster Energy’s Assault tastes exactly like Potpourri Windex. Using first-year algebraic logic, [...]
Bored at work, again, I made my first contribution to Wikipedia today by removing a vandalized line from their article on crack cocaine. I was motivated not so much by the fact that the information was inaccurate, but because it was posted by somebody trying to be funny and they weren’t. I also learned a [...]
Just five days ago I gave you the best line ever in a movie. Today I give you the best character in a movie. Ever. The character is named simply “Doug” and is played by Dave Sheridan of Buzzkill fame. This is every one of his scenes from Ghost World, which I edited into a [...]
It’s been brewing for the past couple years, quietly, and behind the scenes…but the jocks are invading skateboarding. This summer particularly, the invasion is in full swing. How? The longboard, my friends. The longboard. I’ve never had a problem with my longboarding brethren; in California, the longboarders seemed to be comprised primarily of small-wave-day surfers [...]
Remember that one week like 8 years ago when those Razor scooters were totally cool? I discovered today that despite their unpopularity now, Razor still has a touring pro team. Here’s a hilarious video from some contest in Australia this year. Apparently in the scooting world, you’re not required to land your tricks to be [...]
During my neverending quest to entertain myself at work, I stumbled across Sumotori Dreams this afternoon, a 96kb 3D sumo wrestling game. This little gem is the result of one of those demo competitions where insane programmers code complete games under ridiculous constraints. The physics and lighting are incredible, especially for a game under 100kb. [...]