This post is basically for Chris, with whom I recently had a friendly debate over reality show Man vs. Wild’s authenticity. My argument was just that the show wasn’t very suspenseful when it’s very obvious he has a camera crew following him around (if the camera crew is surviving just as well, where’s the element [...]

Whoawhoawhoa…wait. You mean I could (hypothetically, of course!) take this entire pile of junk…and it wouldn’t cost me a penny? NO!!! WAY!!!!! I must have done a triple take when I saw this bargain. In fact, this philanthropist had to underline the word “free” no less than SIX times because obviously, logic would tell you [...]

For a while a couple years ago, I noticed an increase in spam comprised of random, but complete sentences. They were extremely entertaining, but the trend seems to have disappeared. I was elated, then, when I caught this in my Gmail spam, shortly before emptying it. The subject was “She had died because he could [...]

Okay, I take it back. In my first energy drink review, I declared Steven Segal’s Thunderbolt the mother of all energy drinks. It has been surpassed. Walmart now carries the new mother of all energy drinks: Ol’ Glory, Keeping Americans Strong! (Europeans, consume at own risk) From their website: Founded in 2004 by septuagenarian entrepreneur [...]

I was digging through my “My Pictures” folder today, which has been copied and recopied for years; there’s a ton of completely forgotten stuff in it. Most of it’s crap, but I rediscovered this little gem, my own interpretation of the opening of Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, with its infamous dialogue. Instead of Richter [...]

Was listening to an audio book at work and started doodling a random pattern onto a notecard with a Sharpie. At some point I got bored of filling the notecard with the design, and finished with a sketch of John Lennon. I like it.

(4:08:49 PM) Shawn: oh fuck, I forgot to tell you (4:09:13 PM) Shawn: there is this silly sketch show on FUSE TV called the Whitest Kids U Know, and we were watching it the other night (4:09:21 PM) Bill: yeah ive seen parts of it before (4:10:04 PM) Shawn: it’s just a handheld shot of [...]