The Simple Things in Life
by zhx
You know what one of my favorite things EVER is? When you’re talking to somebody on the phone and they get another call, but fail to correctly switch lines and end up talking to you again…but you go along with it anyway. It goes something like this:
Me: …and I said “there is NO WAY that came from ANY human orifice.”
Friend: Hold on, I have a call on the other line.
Me: Alright.
*click*
Friend: Hello?
Me: (In a different voice) Hey.
See how long you can keep it going!!
On another note, I was wondering today if anyone has ever dated somebody, broke up with them, then begun dating somebody else with the same name. I don’t think I could do it. Do you think that if you say their name during sex, they have this nagging doubt in the back of their mind that you’ve just accidentally said your ex’s name? Will you get accused of having a “thing” for girls with a certain name? I can’t even imagine how fucked up that situation could get. When you date a girl, you may as well just cross that name off the list of future possible lady-friends, or things are going to get ugly.
What would be even weirder than dating somebody with the same name as an ex would be to date somebody with the same name as you. In your case, dating a girl named Bill is probably unlikely, but it would be really weird. Could you imagine calling out your own name in bed without bursting into laughter?
I think there was a comedian that had a bit about that. But I can’t think who it was right off the top of my head.
I never called back this chick named Cayla after she gave me her number for similar reasons.It just seemed like it would be weird.
i dony know jp dated jessica broke fucked other gal and now is dating jessica different gal and he seems pretty cool about it
im ALLso glad that your apartment didnt burn down
You’re a man of few words, Justin. And even less punctuation. I love it.
And definitely — a couple named Caleb and Cayla? How lame. Hahaha. Sounds like the type of couple that would have HIS and HERS vanity license plates.
Honestly, it bugged me dating a girl with the same first LETTER. I thought it sounded cutesy and stupid when you said it. That’s probably a really dumb thing to worry about in a relationship, I guess.
so is your face
I only date girls named Chris, but that’s just because I only scream out my own name in bed. I also don’t let them look me in the eyes because I like to flex into the mirror during “business time”.