Man's Law, God's Law, Coleslaw

Month: November, 2007

WITCHES??!!

From Reuters: By Ed Stoddard DALLAS – More Americans believe in a literal hell and the devil than Darwin’s theory of evolution, according to a new Harris poll released on Thursday. It is the latest survey to highlight America’s deep level of religiosity, a cultural trait that sets it apart from much of the developed [...]

The Valley of Gwangi

I’ve been on a Planet of the Apes kick for a couple days now, watching one a night until I finish all five. I was distracted one night by The Peanut Butter Solution and now I have been sidetracked again by a little 1969 film called The Valley of Gwangi. I goddamn hate westerns, but [...]

The Peanut Butter Solution

One night several months ago at the now defunct dudes’ house, a children’s movie called The Peanut Butter Solution was brought up in conversation. Out of the maybe ten people present, only two had seen the film and while neither could seem to describe in detail exactly what the movie was about, both were able [...]

Giving Thanks

Sure, for Thanksgiving dinner I may have had a Kit-Kat bar and a Newcastle brown ale, but I got my Waffles.fm invite today! As the site’s only a couple weeks old, it’s no OiNK, but it’s quite a bit better than the two other private sites I joined post-OiNK. Time for some new music!

Taco Smoothie: A Story in Pictures

Stag Beetle – Love It

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“I’m Lookin’ for a Good Time” – The Breakthrough Hit Single from “Drunk Guy Downtown”

I went downtown tonight with a little MP3 player I have that has a built-in mic, hoping to record this acoustic guitar player I see playing the street corners from time to time (he’s really good). Well he wasn’t there, but another street performer was in his place. This guy, clearly about half-conscious, had a [...]

Favorite Plural Word?

One of the first things out of my roommate’s mouth when he got back from work tonight was “Quick, what’s your favorite plural word?” I thought for a bit and, off the top of my head, could only come up with “octopi,” which I was satisfied with. That was, of course, until much later when [...]

Overheard at the Grocery Store

Interaction that had me laughing this evening, shared with you in play format, with an ending I wrote myself…or did I? ACT I SCENE I (A grocery store checkout line. The “express” lane, reserved for shoppers purchasing 15 items or less. An ASIAN COUPLE is having difficulty with their payment, holding the line up. Behind [...]

Wiidiot

I love…fucking LOVE the bumbling idiot on the Wii safety warning screen that, in one swing, manages to smash a vase AND punch his friend in the mouth. The only thing that could possibly be funnier than this warning would be to see this actually happen.