(3:23:08 PM) Bill: you know whats wacky? (3:23:14 PM) Shawn: Clowns (3:23:17 PM) Bill: bingo (3:23:25 PM) Shawn: bingo’s a pretty wacky game too (3:23:29 PM) Bill: haha (3:23:32 PM) Bill: clowns playing bingo (3:23:34 PM) Bill: wacky overload (3:23:37 PM) Shawn: you see this wordplay (3:23:41 PM) Shawn: man (3:23:53 PM) Shawn: sorry, continue [...]
My winter-wear of choice for the past several months has been my Plan B Skateboards hoodie which, I’ve learned, suffers from an unfortunate layout. “Plan B” is in tall, thick letters across the chest and “Skateboards” is in a much smaller, barely readable font underneath. I learned a while back — a comment from a [...]
There’s a Myspace exclusive trailer up for the Day of the Dead remake, if by “remake” they mean “has the same title.” Everybody knows I goddamn hated the 2004 remake of Dawn and though this is done by a completely different team, it looks like a heaping pile of the same bullshit. Oh, plus Nick [...]
Ground Kontrol, local retro arcade/bar, has begun doing “Rock Band Night” every Tuesday and since my roommates have shattered our second bass pedal, it’s pretty much the only way I can play now. So last night the-roommate-that-drinks and I headed into town for a night of Rock Band and Pabst tallboys. That in itself was [...]
Man, it just doesn’t get any better than Truth for Youth! Not only do they have great comic books to help you indoctrinate your kids, here’s some cool attire you can send them to school in! Good going, mom and dad! You may as well send them off in this:
Yaahhh, trick! Yaahhhhh! Little did I know that as I was posting my opinion on Soulja Boy’s internet classic Crank That, he was busy at work putting the finishing touches on the video for his latest single Yaahhh. In the YouTube exposé Yaahhh Behind the Scenes Look!, Soulja boy clarifies: “Yaahhh means get out mah [...]
Wikipedia has an entry on dick jokes which, in case the term isn’t self-explanatory enough, are jokes that directly or indirectly reference the human penis or “dick.” Fascinating. Where’s YOUR dick joke article, Britannica? Yeah, that’s what I thought. Although it doesn’t say it, Wikipedia could use your help in expanding this article. If there’s [...]
(8:31:56 PM) Bill: also i dont think d minor is the saddest of all keys (8:32:03 PM) Christ: pretty sad (8:32:12 PM) Bill: devil went down to georgia is in d minor (8:32:26 PM) Bill: i mean, i still instantly weep when i hear it (8:32:34 PM) Bill: but thats cuz it took nick 5,000 [...]
I was in a liquor store about a week ago perusing their selection of problem-solving elixirs and eccentric artist fuel when I discovered a case of various rare whiskeys. The majority of this case’s contents was fifths in the $100-$200 range, but the top shelf was home to a couple bottles of what could only [...]