Called Out: Chris W Edition
by zhx
Speaking of anti-cell phone Luddites, here’s an interesting tidbit: Chris W, former anti-cell phone Luddite and aspiring hunky fireman now has a cell phone. Oh, and guess who isn’t cool enough to get the new number?
Chris, I’ve met your other friends. I may not be your BEST friend…but I’m definitely your coolest friend. And this is what I get in return?
You better have a good goddamn excuse.
Jeez, me and mal aren’t even on there. Thanks a lot Bill.
I guess I can go ahead and cross you off the list of excuses as to why I should live.
It’s alphabetical, and you only see the first seven entries. Yeesh.
What good is a friend list if you can’t quickly locate somebody to see if they’re your friend or not?
They’re no good at all. I mean look at what it does to people. It makes them jealous.
Your artwork and graphics are so pretty.
You mean hunky.
No I agree Chris is very pretty
chris cant call you cause his face is in a big mound of pussy
very nice
Jesus Christ. I barely see my roommates, I go to work usually 6 days a week full-time, full-time school at night, and volunteer twice a week at the station. Oh and I’m moving and trying to spend time with my special lady friend in between. I’m sorry if I didn’t fucking call the second I got my cell phone to let you know what a big fat hairy, errr hunky liar I am. I haven’t been able to even keep up with your blog, let alone pause for human interaction. So since I don’t have the ability to post pictures, use this description and your imagination. “Bill, fuck off” *Picture of Bill sucking his own dick* “Talk to you directly after I’m done posting this and drinking a beer, love – Chris”
Speaking of hypocritical things that pertain to me, I live with Cory Taylor and Genna, and I almost drove a Hummer at work.
Actually she upgraded you to boyfriend on Saturday
I like Justin’s version of where Chris has been. Having seen Chris only a few days ago, I can account to him being buried in mounds, if not close to heaping tons, of pussy.
Very nice indeed.
im glad to see chris back
Is everyone employed now? Oh brother…
Chris I love you. But “almost” drove a Hummer? C’mon man. It’s like I don’t even know you any more.
you dont
If anything I’m just bummed his name isn’t Benson. This does nothing to help my climb to the top of Bill’s (alphabetical) friend list.
I’m comin’ for you “Adam!”
Dude you are not the only one who has yet to recieve the cell phone number from Chris and I practically raised the hypocritical little bastard. And another thing I didn’t see my name on the old friends list either mr. Bill shows you how high I rate damn dude.