(2:20:26 PM) Bill: dude (2:20:32 PM) Bill: i just came up with an art exhibition (2:20:42 PM) Bill: this is so pretentious its amazing (2:20:57 PM) Bill: its like a bunch of huge photo prints (2:21:20 PM) Bill: but instead of photos, they’re blank white sheets of photo paper with bold black text describing some [...]

When I got back to my apartment building last night, there were two buffalo wings sitting on top of the stairs in the hallway. There’s ALWAYS random things in the hallway here, so I just laughed and continued on my way. But I got another laugh when I went skateboarding today and they were STILL [...]

So it’s come to my attention that an old post of mine has been linked to from a post in a longboarding forum, inciting a wave of longboarders to come bitch on my blog about how much “stoke” I’m killing. Nevermind that my original post said nothing bad about longboards, just the recent increase of [...]

When I was younger I used to dream a lot — vivid dreams, too — that I would often remember well after waking. In fact, I still distinctly remember several dreams I had as a kid. It concerns me a bit then that for the past several years I’ve been having pretty dreamless sleep. Well, [...]

A couple weeks ago I was going through the new Skateboarder Magazine and stumbled across a full-page ad for got2b hair care products depicting some lame-ass non-skateboarder model on a skateboard showing off how much attitude his hair has. It had been a while since I picked up a Skateboarder Mag, so maybe they’ve just [...]

A Cursive Memory is some of the worst shit I’ve heard in a long time. That is all.

Generally around this time of year I get pretty gnarly allergies. I don’t know if it’s the change in location or the combination of my regular seasonal allergies and coming down off the business end of whatever has kept me sick for the past month, but this spring it’s much MUCH worse. I feel like [...]

I realized today that, even if I had the talent, I could never be a tattoo artist. It takes a very special kind of person to not only condone but facilitate other people’s poor decision making. I am most definitely not that person. Have you SEEN 99% of the tattoos people get? Yeesh. The process [...]

From a previous blog: For the past couple days, I feel a bit like I’ve been in an episode of World’s Scariest Police Chases. Except instead of “scariest” imagine “most painful” and instead of “police chases” think “sore throats.” If there was a show called World’s Most Painful Sore Throats, my episode would only be [...]