All You Can Eat (Limit Two)
by zhx
When I got back to my apartment building last night, there were two buffalo wings sitting on top of the stairs in the hallway. There’s ALWAYS random things in the hallway here, so I just laughed and continued on my way. But I got another laugh when I went skateboarding today and they were STILL there. AND when I returned.
So I made up a little sign and now the problem should just solve itself.

instead of free…you should have wrote
Buffalo wings 2 for $2.00 special
thats JUST as funny if not funnier bill…
Wow I just realized I have to fix my smilies again, since that just made that comment about 10 times as lame as he intended.
my friend stop killing the stoke
Screw this, Imma go and longboard.
Somebody couldn’t hold back. Wings and sign are gone.
I’m betting it was the cockroaches that carried off the food AND the sign.
I think it was the little kids that are always running around in the hallway.
…who were then carried off by cockroaches.
Man, that was about to make me give up pescetarianism for some cold, undelicious, chewy-crispy oily meat goodness.
You’ve just been itching for an opportunity to use that word, haven’t you?
which one, meat?
Chewy-crispy.