Now that I’ve finally completed class for work, I can take my enormous training manual home and scan all the awesome sketches I made in it. It was like high school all over again, only I was getting paid to be bored out of my skull. On an unrelated note, if somebody offers you a [...]

George Carlin died yesterday of heart failure. Just heard the news this morning and it’s completely ruined my day; truly devastating news. I thought that guy was going to live forever…

Here’s some fuckin pictures I took of Cameron, his first week in the Land of Ports (the pictures are a little old). Be tee doubleyoo, Cameron has started some fancy-schmancy artfag blog. Because that’s what you do when you live in Portland.

I’m going to create a cologne called “Restraint,” which will cost like $300 an ounce. The purpose of this cologne and hence, allure, will be to NOT use it. Here is the commercial I envision: Scene: A posh social gathering. A well-dressed woman hastily pulls a well-dressed man out onto the back patio, closing the [...]