T-shirt Honesty
by zhx
I think we should destroy every t-shirt on Earth that says “World’s Greatest Dad” except for ONE and come up with some sort of system by which we can judge who really has the world’s best dad skills and award him with the shirt. Seriously, we should be fucking impressed by this guy.
Think your dad is the greatest dad in the world? Want to buy the shirt for him? Sorry, kid. Not that easy. He’s gotta pass the test. Dad’s going to have to hunt the existing World’s Greatest Dad down and either destroy him or straight up out-dad him. Nobody’s going to relinquish the title that easily. I mean, there’s only one of these goddamn shirts on the planet.
I could whip up a shirt that says “World’s Best Blogger.” Doesn’t mean shit.
how about the test for the world’s greatest dad is whether or not they send you to your room before they beat your mom, maybe they put on Uriah Heep so you can’t hear it as much. all listening to Fires of Hell but you can still hear the sobbing
Would it be anything like the master of the universe contest?
Yes, I figured it would be based on pushups and how long you can hold your breath.
lets not forget how many times you can punch the air in one minute.