The Law of Conservation of Stupidity
Wow, these people are really excited about the result of the election. I mean, I was too; in two months I will no longer have to feel embarrassed about my country or its leadership. Oh but wait, these people aren’t excited about Obama. These fuckwits feel so strongly about maintaining the exclusivity of their little “we can get married” club that they actually CHEERED when they found out Proposition 8 passed. How could anybody be THAT excited about something that has absolutely no effect on them? Maybe these two are an unhappy gay couple that didn’t want to deal with the paperwork involved in a divorce? Or MAYBE they’re Christian zealots that have never had any authority in their meaningless little lives and it makes them feel good to take something away from somebody else. So I got out Occam’s razor and tracked down Jim Domen’s MySpace (curiously private now). His personal quote?
“And I will not offer burnt offerings to the LORD my God which cost me nothing.” 2 Samuel 24:24″
I swear to your god you people are so predictable. As I’ve seen elsewhere on the internet: Don’t like gay marriage? Then don’t get one and shut the fuck up. If the loss of anybody’s rights is a personal victory for you, I think you need to step back and re-evaluate your morals.
So, a major setback for civil rights on the west coast (c’mon, California…) while across the country in Massachusetts, marijuana is decriminalized. I’ve come to a conclusion: America is a closed system and its stupidity can neither be created or destroyed, just rearranged. A black man is elected president, that stupid proposition in Colorado that defines a fertilized egg as a human being is shot down, then something as backwards as Prop 8 gets passed, as if things were just getting a little too progressive. We’re not going to get anywhere at this rate, people.
Way to go, religion. Good to see you still make the rules in 2008, since I’ve always wondered what the early middle ages were like.
“Oh thank you, Lord, for guiding us during this most difficult of times, when our totally awesome marriage club was getting all messed up by the fags. And though you also saw fit to allow the election of an elitist black Muslim terrorist to the White House, we don’t question, because we know you have a plan. And Lord, we’re still waiting for seasons 5-9 of Touched by an Angel on DVD. Amen.”
Fuck you, Jim Domen/J.D. Gaddis of Yorba Linda/Amanda Stanfield of Monrovia. You’re assholes, and I’m not the only one that noticed, either.
Edit: Aww, ol’ Jimmy had to delete his Facebook account. Guess he’s been getting a little hate mail.
6 Responses to “The Law of Conservation of Stupidity”
They better pray to god I don’t kick their ass.
…and then I all stand over here and flex and shit.
But seriously, these guys are dicks.
I was going through the list of Congressmen and Senators on Wiki yesterday and there’s only one proclaiming Atheist in the entire bunch. A decent amount claim Judaism, two or three don’t bother to claim anything and one is Muslim. Everyone else is some branch of Christianity.
Even if the Dems have majority control of both, God is still beating out everything by like 97%.
Yeah, an atheist can’t get elected to office in the US. They’d get burned at the stake. Of course, that Kay Hagen got elected, despite palling around with known atheists. It’s an uphill battle, for sure.
just like the blacks
The guy in the middle of the first pic looks like his head was (poorly) Photoshopped in.
judging by the look on the middle guy’s face, the couple in front of him aren’t just holding hands
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