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Month: September, 2009

“The World Knows No Finer”

Nina and I were at The Food Front (a co-op, the economics of which I don’t really understand) today for groceries and my eye was drawn to an unusually bland beer can. Old German Premium Lager it read. It’s only about $4 for a six pack of tallboys, and it’s got a picture of an [...]

Finest Spam I’ve Ever Received

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Misdirected Email

I got an email this morning from a computer shop in Casper that I applied at about three years ago. I’m not sure how something like that happens, but he must have somehow still had my email address in Outlook and had another contact named Bill to whom he meant to send the email. Or [...]

Brass Monkey

Lately I’ve wanted a little more freedom when it comes to the positioning of my flashes, especially for keylight, which means getting them off stationary stands. I’d seen a couple videos online recently of this sort of run-and-gun style street photography, where the photographer approaches strangers in the street, asks them if he can photograph [...]

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Veg-Fest 2009

Nina and I hit up Veg-Fest 2009 today, and I’d say it was worth the couple bucks we spent on it, but we really couldn’t help but feel out of our element. The whole place was filled with those really annoying salt-and-pepper ponytail, emaciated-looking new-agey types, slinging goofy products like sandals with fucking rocks glued [...]

Friday Night: A Multimedia Funventure!

I told myself I wanted to get away from shooting these quiet indie/folksy/whatever groups. I mean, I generally only shoot bands I have at least a passing interest in, so it’s not the music, it’s just that you can only take so many pictures of a dude sitting there with an acoustic guitar. It doesn’t [...]

Workartwork VII

I used to think it was weird that the abrupt decline of my drawing coincided with high school graduation, but I’m beginning to realize it was because I was no longer forced to sit in a room and be bored for 8 hours a day. Seems doodling is what my brain defaults to when there [...]

Zing!

And They’re Always Glad You Came

Portland’s CHIERS (Central City Concern Hooper Inebriate Emergency Response Service) van is for me a bit like the ice cream truck might be for a suburban 10-year-old. I always get a little giddy when I see it coming down the street, because it always means something exciting is going to happen. Pickups are almost invariably [...]