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Month: October, 2009

Garth, That Was a Haiku

Didn’t I just finish a blog about not talking about work? What did I say? Oh yeah: When your entire day is a fucking flatline, and the only thing providing blips are things like “I spilled coffee on a document” or “the person next to me forgot to silence their cell phone, and it rang,” [...]

David Rosenfeldmanberg Demands a Refund

I think the worst part about my job isn’t so much that it sucks, but that it makes me suck. You know when somebody gets a shitty girlfriend or has a baby or gets really into a really bad TV show, and you just want to cross them off the ol’ friend list because it’s [...]

Thank You for Playing Extreme Capitalism

Partly because I haven’t blogged for a while, partly for posterity, and partly because it’s semi-relevant, I’d thought I’d cover real quickly my week in and out of the hospital, my recovery, and the resultant bills. If you haven’t caught any of my Twitter Tots lately, I’ll catch you up real quickly. My favorite abscess [...]

Two Years!

Just realized as I was heading off to bed that in about five hours, it will be exactly two years since I packed everything I owned into my car and headed west on a complete whim, getting lost along the way just long enough to ensure that I hit city center right on schedule for [...]

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW WEIRD THIS IS

I’ve slowly (very slowly) been arranging to shoot promo stuff for local bands recently to try and build a portfolio. The group I shot tonight wanted live shots, and we agreed I’d shoot them live if we could do promo stuff after the show. This didn’t end up working out, because my not so trusty [...]

From the Mobile Sketchbook I

I recently bought a (barely) used iPod Touch from Crispy, and it’s basically the raddest thing ever. So rad, in fact, that I actually spent money on a piece of software for it. When I downloaded it, I thought it was the first piece of software (aside from console and PC games) that I had [...]

Goonies Country

Nina and I spent yesterday and most of today in Astoria (about 90 minutes from Portland), just to get out of town for a bit. I screwed myself out of photo opportunities last night, because I didn’t take my camera with me when we left for dinner, and my attempts to make up for that [...]