I’ve discovered that my brain has this neat built-in function that pares new knowledge down to its most utilitarian element and stores that, rather than any extraneous information, saving valuable memory, time, and energy. EXAMPLE! A while back I was reading something online about how it costs more than a penny to mint a penny. [...]

I’ve decided that since I’m no longer doing the 365 project, there’s really no reason for photos to go on a separate site, or a separate part of the site. So when I take a picture or pictures I like, it’ll just go here. And when I feel like writing something, it’ll just go here. [...]

The theme tonight is “fuck it.” I’m tired as hell after Adam’s birthday BBQ, Kyle invites me out to the bar. Fuck it. I’ll go have some drinks. I’m a little tipsy and browsing WordPress themes for whatever reason and find one I like. Fuck it. Let’s install it. It’ll probably break some formatting and [...]

Last night I had a dream that I had an abscess in my sinuses, which would collect bits of food while I chewed. This must have been happening for several weeks, and I didn’t notice until a kid in the dream punched me and this golfball-sized collection of rotting food mulch flew out of my [...]

This has been sitting in my “drafts” folder since November of last year. It’s complete, so I don’t know why I never published it. Here ya go. Nina and I made a rare appearance outside the apartment this evening on a trek to go buy a baguette, some cheese, and a six pack of beer. [...]

I think the term “identity theft” should be reserved for, you know, when your identity gets stolen, not just your fucking credit card. What do we call it when a guy secretly videotapes you for years, learns your mannerisms, the way you walk and talk, learns how to mimic your handwriting, gets plastic surgery done [...]

Zhxhome.net came up for renewal this month, and I actually briefly considered letting it lapse. I haven’t been writing, I haven’t been taking pictures. I haven’t been doing anything, really. I’m also flat, flat broke, so $15 for a domain renewal is a purchase I actually kinda have to think about. It’s weird, because normally [...]

This guy asked me to take his picture, which I did, and then he told me to hang onto it because it was worth $5,000, because he is going to be the first homeless guy to be on the Tonight Show. So I asked him why and started recording video.

My wardrobe is based on two things: I am poor and I don’t give a shit about wardrobe. As a result, I grow attached to certain pieces of clothing not because I particularly like them, or (god forbid) that I spent a fair amount of money on them, but because they’ve been with me for [...]